Beth Shan

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  sasquatch

  by Hortensia in

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  had a long conversation with one of our local mount shasta denizens about sasquatch.

  he says he has heard sasquatch, but hasn't seen one.

  says there is a law in oregon against shooting sasquatch, $500 fine and a year in jail.

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  Obey Jehovah's Janitors! Fake study article

  by RayPublisher in

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  obey jehovah's janitors!

  thank geehovah for the elder-janitor class brothers.... .

  http://www.s98060354.onlinehome.us/bu/obey-jehovah%27s-janitors_wt-large.png.

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  Some Watchtower Covers.

  by Beth Shan in

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  Please Neuter or Spay Your Pet Jehovah's Witness

  by Beth Shan in

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  the watchtower society is now wanting us to make "fixed donations".

  this means they will be spaying and neutering the jehovah's witness population which has sadly become very overrun.

  let's help them fix all those jw so they don't reproduce anymore cult spawn.

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  Hello!

  by Beth Shan in

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  is this where i can introduce myself?.

  nice to meet everyone.

  thanks for your patience while i learn how to post on this new site.. <3 beth shan.

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  I HAVE AN IDEA FOR THE DONATION ARRANGEMENT!!!

  by ADJUSTMENTS in

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  if you are on the fade or still hanging in there, when they pass around the anonymous slips of paper at your congregation, how about writing down a high donation amount and not pay a cent of it.

  i think nothing over a $1,000 because it may cause a red flag but to each his own.

  i'm going to write down $500 and then watch the elders scramble every month to meet the quota... lol this will be fun!!!

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  Just Up On JW.Orgy: Young People Ask Answers That Work: How Does Jehovah Feel About Farting At The Kingdom Hall During Prayer, Does It Make Him Sad?

  by frankiespeakin in

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  http://www.jw.org/en/bible-teachings/family/teenagers/young-people-ask-volume-1/.

  jehovah is the father of tender mercies, with whom their no variation or turning of a shadow.

  needless to say that since jehovah is a spirit he does not digest food and has no need of a large and small intestine which is the main cause of such physical disturbances.

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  Does anyone here use TVP as a regular part of their diet...

  by Gregor in

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  tectured vegetable protien.

  substitutes for meat.

  do you like it?.

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  Watchtower parodies - warning, some adult themes/language contained

  by Jude77 in

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  Forgiveness--How to Make Peace With Your Past and Get On With Your Life

  by blondie in

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  dr. sidney b. simon and suzanne simon .

  i re-read this book every 9 months or so because forgiveness is an on-going process.

  i'm constantly coming in contact with people, jws, non-jws, ex-jws that are working through forgiveness regarding some part of their life.. .

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